3 akagiss head canons
ICE CREAM HEADCANON
oyagi takes normal akagi, shota akagi to maccas for ice cream. they let oyagi drive because they all want to die and that is the quickest way out. anyway they are in the drive through and oyagi orders 3 soft serves. so when the soft serve is handed to him, he picks each cone up by the ice cream and gives the cone to shotagi and akagi in the back, his hands covered in soft serve. shotagi strangles himself with the seat belt
COFFEE ENEMA HEADCANON
one day shotagi hears oyagi yelling for help from the bathroom. shotagi thinks he has slipped and broken his hip but instead he bursts into the room to see oyagi bent over the bath tub, pants and underwear aronud his ankles, holding up a mug of coffee. he instructs oyagi to pour the hot coffee down his b*tthole so he can take the caffeine in quicker so he can watch his daytime soaps all night. shotagi leaves